inarticulate sparkle.

Here’s a little snapshot into 2009, when the original Inarticulate Sparkle (IS) started:

-Taylor Swift released “Fearless”

-Ke$ha premiered “Tik Tok”

-The Hangover was in theaters

-Jersey Shore premiered.

-The iPhone 3Gs launched

That was a whole lifetime ago! We have had like 30 iPhones and 72 Taylor Swift Eras since then. There’s also a list of things I miss about 2009 (That I absolutely complained about in 2009).

-Waiting for a text back wasn’t a hostage situation. Facebook was mostly people you actually knew.

-Your biggest online reputation concern was an embarrassing tagged photo.

-You could leave the house and be genuinely unreachable.

– AIM was dead, but the spirit of the away message lived on in cryptic Facebook statuses.

-Nobody was trying to build a personal brand. We were all just uploading blurry digital camera pictures and hoping for 50 likes.

But anyway… that’s the past. I have experienced a lot of life since then, and I’m hoping that at least a few of you can relate to my disasters.