Things I thought adulthood would include.
The time I accidentally manifested my *boyfriend.(*he hasn’t asked me to be his girlfriend, I just hate the word situationship)
How much I hate WordPress.
The strange hierarchy of sports fans.
I think toddlers are tiny drunk people. Scratch that, I KNOW.
My AIM away messages.
Things that deserve more hate.
The psychology of glitter. Holo vs shapes.
I accidentally started a blog.
The weird culture of Facebook moms.
People I owe apologies to.
Things I thought were glamorous.
The Lore of my tattoos.
Why Florida is basically a fever dream.
Why do I suddenly have no attention span?
How do I get diagnosed with ADHD as an adult?
All cookies are sugar cookies, because without sugar they would be crackers.
Comment some things you think about daily!
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